{"id":3184,"date":"2022-08-12T11:37:40","date_gmt":"2022-08-12T11:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/?p=3184"},"modified":"2022-08-12T11:37:41","modified_gmt":"2022-08-12T11:37:41","slug":"all-my-husbands-chapter-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/?p=3184","title":{"rendered":"All My Husbands &#8211; Chapter 1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignfull size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"203\" src=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/All-My-Husbands-Banner-1024x203.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/All-My-Husbands-Banner-1024x203.png 1024w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/All-My-Husbands-Banner-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/All-My-Husbands-Banner-768x152.png 768w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/All-My-Husbands-Banner-1536x304.png 1536w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/All-My-Husbands-Banner.png 1918w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Chapter 1<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"959\" height=\"148\" src=\"http:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1114\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line.jpg 959w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line-300x46.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line-768x119.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 959px) 100vw, 959px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I am completely in love with the diner. It is huge and is incredibly ornate. It looks like a expensive restaurant, except it has stools and booths.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had changed into the uniform from one of my old jobs in the back room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My ex manager asked me to give it back once I left but since I bought it out my own wages, no way. I check it. It didn&#8217;t have any company names only mine, which I embroidered in personally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was just an ordinary pink uniform, with white collar and cuffs on the shorts sleeves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Right now I&#8217;m glad I kept it. It saves me getting my own clothes dirty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You got anything specific you want me to cook?&#8221; I ask as the mayor explains to his brother what is happening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Corn bread, mash potatoes and streak, that is for Kurt. He&#8217;s one of the elderly gentlemen, but very picky about food. The rest\u2026 I have a list on the board but feel free to change it. Just make a dozen fruit pies.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;A dozen?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry. I&#8217;ll be there to help, between the two of us we&#8217;ll easily be done in time.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gary hung around as we cooked. Apparently he didn&#8217;t have much to do unless it was breaking up sibling arguments or manning the bar in the evening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;There is the Hunter brothers. There is five of them. The triplets, they are forty-two and the twins, they are thirty-seven. They hunt animals and fish, do handy work around town and brew a mean beer.&#8221; He was telling me about everyone in town. They literally do everything in town between all the families. That means they hardly ever have to outsource.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Then there is the James brothers. They are two sets of twins, forty-one and thirty-nine. They raise life stock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Next, the Harrison brothers. Also two sets of twins. They are forty and thirty-nine. They grow grain, vegetables, fruits and pretty much anything you need.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The Richard twins. They are a couple of years older than us. One is a lawyer but usually helps out at the farm or picking. The second is the doctor, but also works as a vet. You can usually find him at the farm. If we need anything out of town, it is normally them who goes, but once in a while me and my brother goes,&#8221; He explained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Then there are Kurt, Ray and Mike. They are older than dirt and are complete pains.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Just send them my way if they say anything,&#8221; Graham tells me helping me cook.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Gary, if you&#8217;re going to hang around, make yourself useful and chop them apples.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His brother sniggered, he clearly wasn&#8217;t used to being told what to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know how.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I just stare at him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s like this all the time. He is pretty useless when it comes to the kitchen,&#8221; His brother tells me and Gary doesn&#8217;t argue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll chop, you stir this and don&#8217;t stop.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bell on the door rings precisely one o&#8217;clock and I hear some people enter. But couldn&#8217;t see from where I was in the kitchen at the back, a wall was in my way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;ll be the Kurt, Ray and Mike, they are always here at the same time,&#8221; Graham tells me. His brother was stood around drinking coffee again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You serve, I&#8217;ve still got to finish these pies.&#8221; He nods and looks to his brother as though silently speaking to him before the pair left the kitchen. Giving me some much needed silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m beyond happy how things are working out. The Jones brothers are like kind uncles. But I&#8217;m nervous about meeting everyone else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Like I said before, I&#8217;m hardly a social flower. I can talk, but that&#8217;s a big front.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pulling the muffins out if the oven, I press one down and watch it sprang back up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Perfect.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know they only wanted fruit pies but I decided to bake these too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If they don&#8217;t want them, all the more for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hang around in the kitchen, knowing sooner or later I&#8217;ll be called to cook something up that gets done at the last moment. Such as eggs and pancakes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But much to my surprise, I don&#8217;t.<br>I dish up plate after plate of the food I had ready. I ate my food in the kitchen while I waited to see if anything wanted anything else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I knew by now everyone was there. I could hear the men laughing and chatting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Graham came in and started taking all the pies and muffins out, but not before I had already ate one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He returned a minute later and stood in front of me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You didn&#8217;t have to eat in here,&#8221; He looked guilty. &#8220;I would have finished up.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I waved my hand dismissively. &#8220;It&#8217;s alright. Besides, I&#8217;m a little nervous now. What if they hate me? I am not good with people. I&#8217;ve never had a friend before.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He leaned down and placed his hands on my shoulders. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what has happened to the world. But you are an amazing girl. I would be ecstatic if I had a daughter like you. If the rest of the country can&#8217;t see that then I&#8217;m sorry for them. Because I know they&#8217;ll love you.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Promise you won&#8217;t leave me alone?&#8221;<br>He smiled. &#8220;Just think of me as your father. If any of them hurt you I&#8217;ll beat them.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t help but laugh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Our three elderly residents have already left. You can meet them next time.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But then I noticed a light flickering on the wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That has been like that for years. Ignore it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Have you a screwdriver?&#8221; He nodded and left the kitchen and returned a moment later with a small, old tool box.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Luckily it was a plugged light so I didn&#8217;t have to turn off all the power.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After unplugging it, I climbed on the side and began tinkering.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The wires are loose,&#8221; I say as fix them back into place, not looking back. &#8220;It&#8217;s easily fixed.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I jump off the side and plug it back in to see it working perfectly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn&#8217;t realise I had an audience until I turned to see the mayor, sheriff and a couple of older twins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That great. How did you learn to do that?&#8221; One of the unknown men asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;My father&#8217;s an electrician. I used to like watching him when I was younger.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;This Jimmy and Jake Richards, I told you about them earlier.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Oh, the lawyer and doctor.&#8221; I walk over and held out my hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s nice to meet you both.&#8221; They both took and shook my hand in turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;And you,&#8221; They both said in reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Can you fix anything else?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Most things. If you have anything that needs looking at I can have a look once I&#8217;m settled in.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That would be great. It&#8217;s one of only a few things we can&#8217;t do ourselves.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were handsome and tall, just like the Jones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If everyone in town is as nice as them, then everything is going to be great.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Jake is going to start that contact for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I&#8217;ll draw them up tonight and you&#8217;ll have them tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Thank you.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t know what to say. It all still didn&#8217;t seem real.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Come through, meet the others.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I nod and one of the Richards twins held the door open for me. &#8220;Ladies first.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Walking out of the kitchen I could feel eyes on me before I could see them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thirteen large handsome men, all tanned with different shades of blonde hair. They were movie star handsome and there were two or three of each.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They said nothing just stared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Hello\u2026 I&#8217;m Winnie,&#8221; I say more than a little uncomfortable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were all looking me over with hungry eyes and I kind of liked it. It made a change being lusted after, rather than told I was disgusting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Are they mute?&#8221; I turn and asked the others.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gary laughed, he seems like the joker of the four older twins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No, you normally struggle to get a word in with half of them.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I nodded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll introduce you.&#8221; He walked around the corner to the other side where the men were.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;This is Ford, Frank and Freddy Hunter,&#8221; Three identical men. &#8220;And there younger brothers, Angus and Andy.&#8221; Identical twins. All five were clearly brothers. All with medium length honey blonde hair, green eyes, tanned, very tall and burly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Hello,&#8221; I greet them again.<br>They all nodded but said nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Lloyd and Lee, Ian and Issak James.&#8221; Two sets of identical twins and brothers. These all medium length dark blonde, blue eyes and just as tall, tanned and burly as the hunter brothers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I greeted them and got the same greeting as the Hunters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They maybe gorgeous but they were completely ignorant. It annoyed me more than I&#8217;d like to say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Finally, this is Walter, Wayne, Harry and Hadley Harrison.&#8221; Again they were two sets of identical twin brothers all with long blonde hair, grey eyes, tanned, tall and herculean, they were a lot wider than the others.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once again I greeted them not expecting a reply. But they surprise me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Hello Winnie. It is a pleasure to meet you,&#8221; Walter said and Wayne the second half, almost as though the same person. It was really interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You are really beautiful,&#8221; Harry tells me making me blush.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Do you want to have dinner with us?&#8221; Hadley offered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, tomorrow!&#8221; Walter added.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Calm down, boys. You&#8217;ll have plenty of time for that later,&#8221; The doctor said laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Tomorrow she will be busy with her new house,&#8221; The mayor began to say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Which house?&#8221; Wayne asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The old Connors house.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll see you there.&#8221; Not giving anyone a chance to answer, they all got up and left, all thirteen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I am sorry, Winnie. I will tell them not to but I doubt they will listen,&#8221; The lawyer told me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s alright. Four extra sets of hand can&#8217;t hurt.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn&#8217;t fail to notice them exchange a look when I said four, like they knew something I didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Forgive them, they didn&#8217;t mean to be rude. They are good lads really.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It doesn&#8217;t matter.&#8221;<br>I&#8217;ll be civil, but I won&#8217;t go out of my way if they aren&#8217;t going to try.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Could I maybe see my house when we&#8217;ve done here? I want to see if I need to drive to the next town to get anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll show you, but you shouldn&#8217;t need anything that we haven&#8217;t got,&#8221; Graham told me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, once they were empty we cleaned out anything that could spoil and covered the furniture. It&#8217;s should only need a dust and airing, probably the chimney cleaned. But I can have one of the lads do that.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We do regularly checks on the properties. We always planned to expand our town again.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What kind of people are you looking for?&#8221; I ask them curiously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Families, skilled tradesmen, all sorts really. People who want to live in a happy town, but aren&#8217;t afraid to put in the work,&#8221; Graham answers and the others agree.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not saying I&#8217;m going to give all the houses and stores away for free. But I will sell or even rent at a reasonable price. Probably cheaper than they&#8217;ll get anywhere else. But in the end it will all benefit us and hopefully we&#8217;ll be the great town we once was.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know much about how it used to be. But right now I think it&#8217;s fantastic. You are all amazing how you&#8217;ve kept the place looking pristine. Anywhere else would be a reck and looted by now.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Oh, people have tried and failed. We&#8217;ve had a few bikers and men drive through. But not in a long time. I think they got the message.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;From what I&#8217;ve seen this isn&#8217;t only the town of twins, it&#8217;s the town of freakishly buff giants. I&#8217;m not surprised they ran.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Ha, yeah. I think it&#8217;s something in the soil.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Is it only boys or girls too?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Both, though mainly boys, when they were still having babies.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;So none of you are married or have children?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No. But we&#8217;re still hopeful for the future.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I nod but then think of something. &#8220;The Harrison brothers, when they meant dinner what did they mean exactly?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I am pretty sure they intend of pursuing a romantic relationship with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;All four?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They nod.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;But I don&#8217;t what to break a family by choosing one over the others.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s another thing about our town, Winnie, we&#8217;re polygamous.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I shake my head unsure what that meant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;All the brothers of one family usually marry one girl.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div><p id=\"pvc_stats_3184\" class=\"pvc_stats all  \" data-element-id=\"3184\" style=\"\"><i class=\"pvc-stats-icon medium\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" version=\"1.0\" viewBox=\"0 0 502 315\" preserveAspectRatio=\"xMidYMid meet\"><g transform=\"translate(0,332) scale(0.1,-0.1)\" fill=\"\" stroke=\"none\"><path d=\"M2394 3279 l-29 -30 -3 -207 c-2 -182 0 -211 15 -242 39 -76 157 -76 196 0 15 31 17 60 15 243 l-3 209 -33 29 c-26 23 -41 29 -80 29 -41 0 -53 -5 -78 -31z\"\/><path d=\"M3085 3251 c-45 -19 -58 -50 -96 -229 -47 -217 -49 -260 -13 -295 52 -53 146 -42 177 20 16 31 87 366 87 410 0 70 -86 122 -155 94z\"\/><path d=\"M1751 3234 c-13 -9 -29 -31 -37 -50 -12 -29 -10 -49 21 -204 19 -94 39 -189 45 -210 14 -50 54 -80 110 -80 34 0 48 6 76 34 21 21 34 44 34 59 0 14 -18 113 -40 219 -37 178 -43 195 -70 221 -36 32 -101 37 -139 11z\"\/><path d=\"M1163 3073 c-36 -7 -73 -59 -73 -102 0 -56 133 -378 171 -413 34 -32 83 -37 129 -13 70 36 67 87 -16 290 -86 209 -89 214 -129 231 -35 14 -42 15 -82 7z\"\/><path d=\"M3689 3066 c-15 -9 -33 -30 -42 -48 -48 -103 -147 -355 -147 -375 0 -98 131 -148 192 -74 13 15 57 108 97 206 80 196 84 226 37 273 -30 30 -99 39 -137 18z\"\/><path d=\"M583 2784 c-38 -19 -67 -74 -58 -113 9 -42 211 -354 242 -373 16 -10 45 -18 66 -18 51 0 107 52 107 100 0 39 -1 41 -124 234 -80 126 -108 162 -133 173 -41 17 -61 16 -100 -3z\"\/><path d=\"M4250 2784 c-14 -9 -74 -91 -133 -183 -95 -150 -107 -173 -107 -213 0 -55 33 -94 87 -104 67 -13 90 8 211 198 130 202 137 225 78 284 -27 27 -42 34 -72 34 -22 0 -50 -8 -64 -16z\"\/><path d=\"M2275 2693 c-553 -48 -1095 -270 -1585 -649 -135 -104 -459 -423 -483 -476 -23 -49 -22 -139 2 -186 73 -142 361 -457 571 -626 285 -228 642 -407 990 -497 242 -63 336 -73 660 -74 310 0 370 5 595 52 535 111 1045 392 1455 803 122 121 250 273 275 326 19 41 19 137 0 174 -41 79 -309 363 -465 492 -447 370 -946 591 -1479 653 -113 14 -422 18 -536 8z m395 -428 c171 -34 330 -124 456 -258 112 -119 167 -219 211 -378 27 -96 24 -300 -5 -401 -72 -255 -236 -447 -474 -557 -132 -62 -201 -76 -368 -76 -167 0 -236 14 -368 76 -213 98 -373 271 -451 485 -162 444 86 934 547 1084 153 49 292 57 452 25z m909 -232 c222 -123 408 -262 593 -441 76 -74 138 -139 138 -144 0 -16 -233 -242 -330 -319 -155 -123 -309 -223 -461 -299 l-81 -41 32 46 c18 26 49 83 70 128 143 306 141 649 -6 957 -25 52 -61 116 -79 142 l-34 47 45 -20 c26 -10 76 -36 113 -56z m-2057 25 c-40 -58 -105 -190 -130 -263 -110 -324 -59 -707 132 -981 25 -35 42 -64 37 -64 -19 0 -241 119 -326 174 -188 122 -406 314 -532 468 l-58 71 108 103 c185 178 428 349 672 473 66 33 121 60 123 61 2 0 -10 -19 -26 -42z\"\/><path d=\"M2375 1950 c-198 -44 -350 -190 -395 -379 -18 -76 -8 -221 19 -290 114 -284 457 -406 731 -260 98 52 188 154 231 260 27 69 37 214 19 290 -38 163 -166 304 -326 360 -67 23 -215 33 -279 19z\"\/><\/g><\/svg><\/i> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading\" src=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/page-views-count\/ajax-loader-2x.gif\" border=0 \/><\/p><div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chapter 1 I am completely in love with the diner. 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