{"id":3404,"date":"2024-06-07T20:02:53","date_gmt":"2024-06-07T20:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/?p=3404"},"modified":"2024-06-07T20:05:52","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T20:05:52","slug":"shes-all-the-man-i-need-chapter-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/?p=3404","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s All The Man I Need &#8211; Chapter 1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignfull size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"203\" src=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-1024x203.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-1024x203.png 1024w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-768x152.png 768w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-1536x304.png 1536w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1.png 1918w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Chapter 1<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"959\" height=\"148\" src=\"http:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1114\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line.jpg 959w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line-300x46.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line-768x119.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 959px) 100vw, 959px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>After that first day the pair became best friends, hanging out most days after college.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It had been two and a half months since then and despite the obvious feelings between the two neither had acted or even mentioned it since.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Emily had learned despite Kennedy being the most beautiful woman she had ever seen, that she is in fact a bit of a Tomboy. She didn\u2019t enjoy wearing excessive amounts of make up or dressing like a Barbie. But she did like wearing dresses every so often. She loves computer games, reading and hugging. Which she often found herself doing with Emily as they watched movies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In all, she was a lot like Emily, only less timid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After another day at college, they lay on Emily\u2019s bed at her house, where she lived with stepbrother, Steve Watts, twenty one, stepfather, George Watts, forty five and her mum, Diana Watts, forty three. Both Steve and George are average looking, tall, with beer guts to match. Her mother is also a larger lady. Emily was often told how she only got eyes from her mother, the rest came from her father\u2019s side, her mum told her once.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They had just finished an essay and placed it on the ground, then laid back and relaxed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a minute she noticed Kennedy was staring at her intently.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat are you staring at?\u201d Emily asked, self-consciously touched her face to see if anything was amiss. Kennedy caught her hand, bringing it back down to the bed but not letting go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI was just thinking how beautiful you are.\u201d Emily\u2019s cheeks reddened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cApart from your gorgeous eyes, you look nothing like your mum,\u201d She commented and paused for a second. \u201cI know your dad and brother are only your step family, but if you don\u2019t mind me asking, what happened to your real dad?\u201d Then quickly added, \u201cYou don\u2019t have to tell me if you aren\u2019t ready, doll.\u201d Using the nickname she had given her on the first day they met.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s alright, I want too. You told me about your family. You are my best friend, Ken.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy told Emily just a couple of weeks after they met, after she first met Emily\u2019s parents and brother.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She told her about her mum and dad who were childhood sweethearts who married young. Her older brother who is married with his first child on the way and his older sister, who is also married with one small child.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy is close with her family but hasn\u2019t seen them much recently. They all once upon a time lived in Grimsby, where she is once again. But her siblings moved away to Ambleside, Cumbria &#8211; The Lake District not long after getting married. Her parents soon followed. That is when she took some time off college. But returned to Grimsby to finish her education, though she still speaks to her parents and family often.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t remember him much. But what I do remember is he loved me\u2026 Or at least I thought he did. He would always play with me or watch princess movies.\u201d She teared up a little remembering how he left. \u201cWhen I was six, my mum came to pick me up from school, which was unusual in itself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEvery other memory I have before that was of my dad picking me up. When we got home I went to look for him, only to find all of his belongings gone.\u201d She swallowed a lump forming in her throat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI was inconsolable when my mum told me he had left us and wasn\u2019t coming back. We moved to Grimsby a week later, she told me it was to be closer to her parents. Mum also told me she left our new address and number with the people at the house in case dad tried to make contact.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI often asked her, why he left? If he ever tried to contact us? Or even why he didn\u2019t like me anymore\u2026 She told me he was seeing someone else, he only married mum because she was pregnant, but he never really wanted a child. So when he got a chance to leave he did in haste. Not even bothering to leave a forwarding address or number so I could speak to him. He just abandoned us and never contacted us again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhen I was ten she married George, who was widowed a few years before. I got a brother and here we are.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She didn\u2019t realize she was crying until she felt Kennedy trying to dry her face with her sleeve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPlease don\u2019t cry, doll,\u201d She pleaded. \u201cI love you, you know and you\u2019ll always have me. I\u2019ll never leave you.\u201d She was now tearing up herself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI love you too, Ken.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They are both often saying it to each other, but thought the other only meant it as a friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She gave up trying to dry her face and pulled her closer to her, drawing her into her arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMy sweet doll,\u201d Kennedy soothed, kissing the top of Emily\u2019s head. She rocked their bodies slightly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They stayed like this for a while before Emily finally. \u201cYou feeling better?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d Emily mumbled in reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI love hugging you. I wish I could sleep like this every night,\u201d She confessed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy\u2019s heart filled with hope. She wanted nothing more than that, but was scared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Over the last couple of months since they first met she was finding it increasingly harder not to just tell her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But her feelings were growing so, that she decided she would try and talk to her and if she got up the courage she would tell her\u2026 Everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEmily,\u201d She knew it would get her attention, she very rarely now called her by her given name.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes, Ken?\u201d Emily asked pulling back to see the serious expression on her friend\u2019s face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat is wrong? Was it what I said about sleeping together, because\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo and yes,\u201d Kennedy said confusing and worrying Emily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou know I like you a lot, right?\u201d Emily nodded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBut I mean \u2018a lot.\u2019 Like I would like you to be my girlfriend like, kissing, hugging\u2026\u201d Kennedy trailed off, waiting for her friends reaction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat about men?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat about them?\u201d Kennedy asked confused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat if we did start\u2026 dating and you find a boy you like?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy was shocked by what she was hearing. She would never ever cheat on Emily. She is her doll.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI have many things I need to tell you. But the first is I have never in my life found a man sexually attractive. I have only ever liked girls. I may of not done much with one, other than kissing a couple of times but that was enough to know. If anything I have more to worry about. I know you haven\u2019t been with or found a girl attractive in this way before and you may not plan on doing it, but\u2026\u201d Emily cut her off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBefore you finish, I would never cheat on you. I have never had these feelings towards a girl before. But I have to be honest I have never really had them to a man before either.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy looked at her confused, \u201cI don\u2019t understand.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Emily stand up slightly and leaned over her \u201cKen, I don\u2019t know what it is about you, but you are different.\u201d Kennedy stopped herself from laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI have never found any male or female sexually attractive before I met you.\u201d Kennedy\u2019s eyes widened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI honestly thought I was broken or something. I mean who the hell is like that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBut you said\u2026 The first day we met, you like boys?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIf you haven\u2019t worked it out, Ken, I am a bit shy. I struggle to speak to people at the best of times. Let alone when you speak to your first crush.\u201d She leaned over her, Emily averted her eyes from her friend\u2019s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t want you to know that I was not only a virgin, who had never been kissed.\u201d Kennedy knew Emily was a virgin, but not the kissing part.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBut also some kind of freaky\u2026 Not even asexual, it was like I was none sexual. But then I saw you that first day and it was like \u2018Bam,\u2019 I felt as though I had wet myself.\u201d Emily didn\u2019t get a chance to say anything else because Kennedy flipped her back on her back and pressed her lips to hers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou have no idea how happy it makes me to hear you say that, doll,\u201d Kennedy said against Emily\u2019s lips.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They kissed each other hungrily. Emily\u2019s finger\u2019s looping themselves in her friend\u2019s hair. She thought she felt something digging in her, but despite thinking it only something in Kennedy\u2019s pocket, Emily found herself raising her hips to grind herself against the object.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She didn\u2019t understand why, but it not only sent shivers of pleasure through her, but also her friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy groaned loudly against Emily\u2019s lips and the innocent girl unknowingly grind herself against her secret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reluctantly pulling back, Kennedy smiles, \u201cYou really are perfect, doll.\u201d She pecked the girls lips.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBut before you decide for definite, there is something I need to tell you.\u201d Kennedy looked over Emily\u2019s face once more, memorizing every detail. 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