{"id":3461,"date":"2024-06-07T20:35:55","date_gmt":"2024-06-07T20:35:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/?p=3461"},"modified":"2024-06-07T20:35:56","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T20:35:56","slug":"shes-all-the-man-i-need-chapter-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/?p=3461","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s All The Man I Need &#8211; Chapter 19"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignfull size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"203\" src=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-1024x203.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-1024x203.png 1024w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-768x152.png 768w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-1536x304.png 1536w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1.png 1918w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Chapter 19<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"959\" height=\"148\" src=\"http:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1114\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line.jpg 959w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line-300x46.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line-768x119.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 959px) 100vw, 959px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Her dad, Mark and Jack stared in shock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Damn! If you weren&#8217;t my sister that would be really hot,&#8221; Jack said earning him a slap around the back of the head from Mark.<br>&#8220;I was only joking, dad. I was just testing her, they seemed kinda close,&#8221; He defended.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;And if we weren&#8217;t together?&#8221; Emily asked.<br>&#8220;Oh well. I guess I would have got a date,&#8221; He replied in a teasing tone. &#8220;It would have been great, my little sister on one arm and my girl on the other.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Jack, stop teasing your sister.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Sorry, Papa Smurf,&#8221; He said and Kevin just nodded as if it was normal to be called that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy sat deep in thought as the group spoke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;So you and Kennedy are a couple?&#8221;<br>Emily smiled and said proudly, &#8220;Yes. That is partly why me and mum fell out. She said I was messed up like you. But I don&#8217;t think it is wrong whether she is a man, woman or other. As long as we are happy that&#8217;s all that matters, right?&#8221; She asked the men who were now looking at her in awe.<br>&#8220;Right,&#8221; Mark said smiling, &#8220;That is all that matters.&#8221;<br>&#8220;You are a lesbian?&#8221; Kevin asked his daughter.<br>&#8220;No\u2026 not really. A few people have asked me that. But I was thinking about it and if anything I would say I am pansexual,&#8221; They looked confused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Bi is female or male, pan is female, male and any other gender. Like Trans or intersex.&#8221;<br>&#8220;It really doesn&#8217;t bother you?&#8221; Jack asked surprised.<br>&#8220;No. I have only ever really been sexually attracted to Kennedy, though I have found other people handsome or pretty.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You still love me, right, dad?&#8221; She asked worried by his silence.<br>He perked realizing how his silence was being taken, &#8220;I love you always, Rosie.&#8221; He leaned over again and kissed her cheek.<br>&#8220;Whether you like boys or girls, I&#8217;m just a bit surprised,&#8221; He admitted.<br>&#8220;But I should have guessed at how protective and close she is to you. But I thought you were just friends.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We were up until a few days ago. But I fell in love with her and her with me, we admitted our feelings for each other and became a couple.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Have you always lived in Blackpool?&#8221; Kennedy asked out of the blue. Earning her a chuckle from Jack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, why?&#8221; He answered for them.<br>&#8220;I think I know you,&#8221; She mumbled.<br>&#8220;You do?&#8221; Emily asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes. Up until I was fifteen, just before\u2026&#8221; Emily nodded understanding that was the age she started living as a female.<br>&#8220;Well, mum and dad always took us a few times a year to visit my Uncle Jeff and his wife, Katie and their son, Neil, in Blackpool.&#8221;<br>Jack listened and frowned thinking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Neil Thompson, his dad owns nightclubs?&#8221; Mark questioned, remembering his son&#8217;s best friend since they were in nappies.<br>&#8220;Yes. I am his cousin and he always used to drag me around to play football with his friends, when I was in town. But I would always get bored and sit on the sidelines.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You,&#8221; She turned her attention to Jack. &#8220;Always used to talk about how you had a little sister, but her mummy stole her and so your daddy and Papa Smurf was trying to find her. That when you did, she could sit and watch you become a pro-footballer and you would get loads of money to pay her mummy so she wouldn&#8217;t take her again.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I remember Neil&#8217;s tiny little cousin,&#8221; Mark said as he used to attend all of his son&#8217;s games.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, the tiny one who all the other boys went easy on because he was half the size of the others,&#8221; Kevin said thinking.<br>&#8220;But that was a boy,&#8221; Jack said staring at Kennedy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I was.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now the men were twice as shocked and their mouths were hanging opening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, my Kennedy is a chick with a\u2026&#8221; Kennedy covered Emily&#8217;s mouth laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You are a transsexual?&#8221; Jack asked still wide-eyed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I take the hormones and had my boobs done,&#8221; She admitted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Now I think about it, you do look a lot like little Ken,&#8221; Mark said.<br>&#8220;Except she is a girl. Are you sure you were a boy? You are too hot.&#8221;<br>Kennedy laughed, &#8220;You can ask my sister or yours or pretty much anyone in the bar. It&#8217;s no secret.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;She still has her mister if you want to see,&#8221; Emily reached to pull up Kennedy&#8217;s skirt.<br>&#8220;No, Rosie,&#8221; Kevin said laughing at Kennedy stopping her.<br>&#8220;We believe you.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You are meant to be shy, doll,&#8221; Kennedy whispered.<br>&#8220;I am. But these are my family so its alright, Princess,&#8221; Emily said pecking Kennedy&#8217;s lips.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Dad, me and Kennedy are getting married in December. Will you give me away?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You are getting married? Really?&#8221; Jack asked.<br>&#8220;Yes. I love her so much. I don&#8217;t want anyone else. I want Kennedy to be wifey and my baby mama,&#8221; She said looking at Kennedy with love.<br>&#8220;I love you too, Dolly,&#8221; Kennedy said back looking at Emily with the same look.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I would love to give you away, Rosie,&#8221; Kevin said proudly. &#8220;But I want you to help me and Mark plan a wedding for the new year?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Really? I would like that.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Good and I would like to get to know you both more then.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Yes, it would be good to spend more time with you both,&#8221; Mark agreed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What should I call you?&#8221; Emily asked him.<br>&#8220;What would you like to call me?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Poppa? If that&#8217;s alright?&#8221;<br>He and Kevin smiled at Emily accepting him. &#8220;I would love that, I&#8217;d be proud to say you were my daughter.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Are you staying in town overnight or driving home?&#8221; Kennedy asked them.<br>Jack shrugged, &#8220;It was all spare of the moment. The minute Kennedy told Pa that you were in Ambleside, he had us in the car.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Well, if you want you can stay at the Manor?&#8221; She offered.<br>&#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t they mind?&#8221; Kevin asked.<br>&#8220;No, but I&#8217;ll call them to make you feel better.&#8221; Not giving anyone a chance to say anything else she pulled out her phone and called her mum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Mum, is it alright if dolly&#8217;s dads and stepbrother stay over?&#8221;<br>&#8220;I thought she didn&#8217;t know where he was?&#8221; They heard Pat reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;She didn&#8217;t. But I am super and found him for her and you remember Neil&#8217;s friend with the two dads?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Yes. The pretty one always spoke about football?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy chuckled at Jack&#8217;s embarrassed expression, &#8220;Yep. Well, it turns out one of his dads are Dolly&#8217;s too.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Woo, this is exciting. Bring them over. They can stay. We can tell them about the babies and wedding\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Mum?&#8221; Kennedy tried to shut her mum up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Oh, we can plan baby name.&#8221; Emily&#8217;s mouth fell open and her dad looked at her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not pregnant,&#8221; She whispered.<br>&#8220;I was a virgin until a few days ago.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Mum, stop speaking now. I&#8217;ll be back soon. Bye,&#8221; Kennedy said hanging up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Sorry, my mum is a bit eccentric. She is planning on me and Emily getting married, living in the Manor forever and having fifty children.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You can still make babies?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Jack, don&#8217;t be dumb. If she has the equipment still then of course she can,&#8221; Mark tells his son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;So will they call you mummy or daddy?&#8221; Jack asked confused.<br>&#8220;Emily is mummy, because she is the one who will have it,&#8221; She said looking to Emily as if to ask what she thinks.<br>&#8220;Kenny will be mama. Me and Jack have two dads, so my children will have two mums,&#8221; Emily answered looking back at her with a smile.<br>Kennedy&#8217;s smile widened, &#8220;Let&#8217;s go. Just be prepared for stupid comments and ideas from my mum. She is a bit crazy,&#8221; She said before finishing her drink and stood pulling Emily up with her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s alright. My mum\u2026&#8221; Kevin looked to Emily, &#8220;Your gran, Is a bit like that.&#8221;<br>&#8220;She is very funny. She&#8217;ll probably kick pa&#8217;s butt. Her and grandpa adore you. They have dozens of photos of you when you were little and a baby,&#8221; Jack told her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Do you have any photos of you?&#8221; Kevin asked her.<br>&#8220;Actually, I have a load saved to my laptop. Mum didn&#8217;t like me looking at photos. But a couple of times when she was out and Steve was feeling kind he let me make a copy of them. But I have nothing from when you were around. They accidentally got lost.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t like your mum before. I like her even less now,&#8221; He told her as they still stood in the flat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It was alright until my nan and granddad died several years ago. I would spend a lot of time with them.<br>But they both died one after the other and I was alone with mum.&#8221; Her bottom lip started to quiver and her eyes tear up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I thought that I didn&#8217;t have any family other than Kennedy.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t cry, little Em,&#8221; Jack hugged her. &#8220;Now you have a big brother and two dads, not to mention the rest of the family and Kendy and her family.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Kendy?&#8221; She sniffled and chuckled.<br>&#8220;Yes, it sounds girlier.&#8221; She chuckled more, making him smile. &#8220;Feeling better, Em?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy continued to rub Emily&#8217;s back and Mark and Kevin watched happy how their kids had bonded so fast.<br>She nodded, &#8220;Yes, thank you, Jack.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Now I have a cute little sister and sister-in-law, friend, I&#8217;ll have to punch a few of my friends to stay away.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Aww, the protective older brother. That&#8217;s sweet,&#8221; Kennedy teased.<br>&#8220;Yeah, yeah. Show us to your fancy Manor, Miss posh pants.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She stuck her tongue out and grabbed Emily&#8217;s hand and Jack walked close to her other side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Come on, dad, poppa,&#8221; Emily called behind her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ll love it. It is like a palace.&#8221; She looked to Kennedy, &#8220;Princess Kenny&#8217;s palace.&#8221; Kennedy smiled back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t long before they got in the bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Everything alright?&#8221; Angelina asked as she noticed them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yep. I&#8217;ll tell you everything later,&#8221; Kennedy told her giving a kiss goodbye<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Alright, Kenny,&#8221; She kissed her back and did the same to Emily.<br>&#8220;Take care, Emily and don&#8217;t let my pervert sister take advantage,&#8221; She joked.<br>Emily went bright red, &#8220;I won&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They said their goodbyes and the women went to the bikers whilst the men waited by the door.<br>&#8220;I expect to see you both again before you leave,&#8221; Clive told them.<br>&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, you will. We will be here a couple more days and the party tomorrow,&#8221; Kennedy told him.<br>&#8220;I&#8217;ll see you there.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A minute later the women joined the men outside.<br>&#8220;You are friends with bikers? That is so cool,&#8221; Jack said impressed.<br>&#8220;Indeed. They are the best,&#8221; Kennedy said walking out to her car.<br>&#8220;Follow us and we&#8217;ll talk later,&#8221; She said getting into her car with Emily by her side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Emily sat in the car with a very quiet Kennedy as they drove to the Manor.<br>&#8220;Kenny, what wrong?&#8221; She asked worried. &#8220;Why are you so quiet? Aren&#8217;t you happy?&#8221;<br>&#8220;I am\u2026&#8221; Kennedy answered. &#8220;I really am happy you got your dad back.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;But? There is something, isn&#8217;t there?&#8221; Emily asked as they got to the Manor and the gates opened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The car with the men followed before the gates closed.<br>&#8220;Now you have your dads and brother you won&#8217;t need me,&#8221; Emily watched tears begin to fall from Kennedy&#8217;s eyes as she parked the car and let her barriers fall.<br>&#8220;You will leave me\u2026&#8221; Emily frowned, climbed out of her seat and onto Kennedy&#8217;s lap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Kennedy,&#8221; She lifted her fiancee&#8217;s face up to look at her.<br>&#8220;You are mine forever,&#8221; Emily whispered to her. &#8220;I am never leaving you. Remember that.&#8221; She began kissing Kennedy&#8217;s damp face, forgetting about the people in the other car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We are going to get married and I am going to have your children. I don&#8217;t want to be with anyone but you. You are just as important to me as my father is. Never forget that,&#8221; She kissed her lips before pulling back stroking her hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I love you so much, Emily,&#8221; Kennedy said back in a whisper. &#8220;I just don&#8217;t want to loose you,&#8221; She rests head on Emily&#8217;s shoulder.<br>&#8220;You&#8217;ll never loose me,&#8221; Emily said once more and kissing her head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s go inside before your mum comes out or my dads think we&#8217;re having sex.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy laughed and pulled back, &#8220;That&#8217;s my pretty princess,&#8221; Emily said smiled and stroked her cheek. &#8220;You should always smile, princess.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div><p id=\"pvc_stats_3461\" class=\"pvc_stats all  \" data-element-id=\"3461\" style=\"\"><i class=\"pvc-stats-icon medium\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" version=\"1.0\" viewBox=\"0 0 502 315\" preserveAspectRatio=\"xMidYMid meet\"><g transform=\"translate(0,332) scale(0.1,-0.1)\" fill=\"\" stroke=\"none\"><path d=\"M2394 3279 l-29 -30 -3 -207 c-2 -182 0 -211 15 -242 39 -76 157 -76 196 0 15 31 17 60 15 243 l-3 209 -33 29 c-26 23 -41 29 -80 29 -41 0 -53 -5 -78 -31z\"\/><path d=\"M3085 3251 c-45 -19 -58 -50 -96 -229 -47 -217 -49 -260 -13 -295 52 -53 146 -42 177 20 16 31 87 366 87 410 0 70 -86 122 -155 94z\"\/><path d=\"M1751 3234 c-13 -9 -29 -31 -37 -50 -12 -29 -10 -49 21 -204 19 -94 39 -189 45 -210 14 -50 54 -80 110 -80 34 0 48 6 76 34 21 21 34 44 34 59 0 14 -18 113 -40 219 -37 178 -43 195 -70 221 -36 32 -101 37 -139 11z\"\/><path d=\"M1163 3073 c-36 -7 -73 -59 -73 -102 0 -56 133 -378 171 -413 34 -32 83 -37 129 -13 70 36 67 87 -16 290 -86 209 -89 214 -129 231 -35 14 -42 15 -82 7z\"\/><path d=\"M3689 3066 c-15 -9 -33 -30 -42 -48 -48 -103 -147 -355 -147 -375 0 -98 131 -148 192 -74 13 15 57 108 97 206 80 196 84 226 37 273 -30 30 -99 39 -137 18z\"\/><path d=\"M583 2784 c-38 -19 -67 -74 -58 -113 9 -42 211 -354 242 -373 16 -10 45 -18 66 -18 51 0 107 52 107 100 0 39 -1 41 -124 234 -80 126 -108 162 -133 173 -41 17 -61 16 -100 -3z\"\/><path d=\"M4250 2784 c-14 -9 -74 -91 -133 -183 -95 -150 -107 -173 -107 -213 0 -55 33 -94 87 -104 67 -13 90 8 211 198 130 202 137 225 78 284 -27 27 -42 34 -72 34 -22 0 -50 -8 -64 -16z\"\/><path d=\"M2275 2693 c-553 -48 -1095 -270 -1585 -649 -135 -104 -459 -423 -483 -476 -23 -49 -22 -139 2 -186 73 -142 361 -457 571 -626 285 -228 642 -407 990 -497 242 -63 336 -73 660 -74 310 0 370 5 595 52 535 111 1045 392 1455 803 122 121 250 273 275 326 19 41 19 137 0 174 -41 79 -309 363 -465 492 -447 370 -946 591 -1479 653 -113 14 -422 18 -536 8z m395 -428 c171 -34 330 -124 456 -258 112 -119 167 -219 211 -378 27 -96 24 -300 -5 -401 -72 -255 -236 -447 -474 -557 -132 -62 -201 -76 -368 -76 -167 0 -236 14 -368 76 -213 98 -373 271 -451 485 -162 444 86 934 547 1084 153 49 292 57 452 25z m909 -232 c222 -123 408 -262 593 -441 76 -74 138 -139 138 -144 0 -16 -233 -242 -330 -319 -155 -123 -309 -223 -461 -299 l-81 -41 32 46 c18 26 49 83 70 128 143 306 141 649 -6 957 -25 52 -61 116 -79 142 l-34 47 45 -20 c26 -10 76 -36 113 -56z m-2057 25 c-40 -58 -105 -190 -130 -263 -110 -324 -59 -707 132 -981 25 -35 42 -64 37 -64 -19 0 -241 119 -326 174 -188 122 -406 314 -532 468 l-58 71 108 103 c185 178 428 349 672 473 66 33 121 60 123 61 2 0 -10 -19 -26 -42z\"\/><path d=\"M2375 1950 c-198 -44 -350 -190 -395 -379 -18 -76 -8 -221 19 -290 114 -284 457 -406 731 -260 98 52 188 154 231 260 27 69 37 214 19 290 -38 163 -166 304 -326 360 -67 23 -215 33 -279 19z\"\/><\/g><\/svg><\/i> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading\" src=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/page-views-count\/ajax-loader-2x.gif\" border=0 \/><\/p><div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chapter 19 Her dad, Mark and Jack stared in shock. &#8220;Damn! 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