{"id":3498,"date":"2024-06-07T20:48:50","date_gmt":"2024-06-07T20:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/?p=3498"},"modified":"2024-06-07T20:48:52","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T20:48:52","slug":"shes-all-the-man-i-need-chapter-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/?p=3498","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s All The Man I Need &#8211; Chapter 30"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignfull size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"203\" src=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-1024x203.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-1024x203.png 1024w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-768x152.png 768w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1-1536x304.png 1536w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Banner-1.png 1918w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\">Chapter 30<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"959\" height=\"148\" src=\"http:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1114\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line.jpg 959w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line-300x46.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mazimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Line-768x119.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 959px) 100vw, 959px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>After that drink they decided to move on to another bar. Once there they got a couple of rounds of shots and a round of drinks each. Emily was already more than a little drunk and the more she drunk the braver she became.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I love you, Jack,&#8221; She got up and sat on his knee surprising him and Neil alike. While Kennedy just chuckled. She knew she had nothing to worry about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I love you too, Rosie.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You are the best big brother. I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re my Kenny&#8217;s friend. 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He looked to his cousin. &#8220;And if you are really that good at pleasing women then maybe you two could teach me first hand?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jack slapped his friend around the back of the head before the girls could reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re cute, but I don&#8217;t like you like that and Kenny doesn&#8217;t like tibblers.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jack chuckled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Shame, I&#8217;ll try anything once,&#8221; Neil says with a wink at his cousin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I heard Poppa Mark wanted Jack and me to get together when we were younger. So maybe you can play with him,&#8221; Kennedy joked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The amount of women who I&#8217;ve heard call you a cock sucker, I&#8217;ll happily let you blow me,&#8221; Jack joked amused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Neil stood up and turned towards to men&#8217;s room. &#8220;Come on then. We can&#8217;t let the girls have all the fun.&#8221; They knew despite everything he was only playing around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;But seriously, I&#8217;m busting. I&#8217;ll be back.&#8221; He left to go to relieve himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Are you hungry, doll?&#8221; Kennedy asked hearing Emily&#8217;s stomach growl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She nodded. &#8220;Can we go get burgers and maybe go to a club afterwards? I want to dance with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Sure thing, doll.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What happened to not letting her spend money on you?&#8221; Jack asked curiously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m still don&#8217;t want her spending lots on me. But I know she can&#8217;t be stopped. So I have thought about it and decided when we finish college I&#8217;ll get a job and give her all money to pay her back.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy shook her head. &#8220;Dolly, no. 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Any others were caught and stopped before reaching them by Jack and Neil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But that didn&#8217;t stop men from watching and openly ogling them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You want to go and have another quickie?&#8221; Kennedy suggested already struggling to keep her erection hidden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Silently the pair walked to the restroom and into an empty cubicle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Putting the lid of the toilet down Emily ordered her partner to sit. She removed her trousers and straddled Kennedy, pushing the large erection inside her awaiting pussy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;God, princess, you are so damn beautiful. I can&#8217;t believe you are mine.&#8221; Not giving Kennedy a chance to answer she pressed her lips to her partners.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Slamming herself up and down on the large erection. Cupping her breasts, Kennedy sucked her nipple and moaned against them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Kenny, you are mine! Only mine! If that bitch horse tries anything again\u2026&#8221; Emily said possessively.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy couldn&#8217;t believe it but it only turned her on more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m only yours, dolly. And you are mine!&#8221; Unable to stop herself, she picked Emily up and with the shorter girl&#8217;s back against the door, she hammered inside her making her moan a little to loud coming quickly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Women were in the restroom but they didn&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I love you, I love you, I love you,&#8221; She chanted against Emily&#8217;s mouth as she emptied her balls inside her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were still kissing when they heard a man&#8217;s voice a few minutes later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Kennedy, stop molesting my sister and get both your arses out here,&#8221; Jack call inside the ladies to them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They heard a girl laugh and Kennedy sighed. &#8220;Yes, dad. We&#8217;re coming now.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lifting Emily higher, she kissed her pussy before helping her dress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I agree. Next time you&#8217;re wearing a skirt.&#8221; They stood staring at one another saying nothing for a time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If Kennedy thought she loved Emily before they got together, but it was nothing compared to what she felt now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyday her love grew. What Emily wanted she would do. Anything. She was her life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Come on, my beautiful doll. Let&#8217;s go before Jack returns.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Exiting the stall the women in the bathroom looked amused but said nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unsurprisingly, they found Jack waiting outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Jack, where is Neil?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;He was getting a round in but got distracted.&#8221; He indicated to the bar and Emily swore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Fucks sake. She has no shame.&#8221; She looked around as though checking something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You know her, doll?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Sally, she is one of Steve&#8217;s friends, she&#8217;s dating his friend, Luke. Steve told me she is a slut, that she flirts with other guys to make Luke jealous and he beats them up.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jack sobered and together with the girls, they all walked over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy recognised her straight away. But the woman didn&#8217;t recognise her. At least not straight away. She was too busy glaring at Emily. It was clear the women hated one another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Emily, what are you doing here?&#8221; Sally asked in a sickly sweet toned. &#8220;Is Steve here? He said he was hanging out with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was clear she didn&#8217;t really like the younger woman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Neil&#8217;s smile disappeared and he took a step back towards his cousin and her fianc e. &#8220;No. Actually she&#8217;s out with us,&#8221; Jack said from beside his sister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sally raised a brow, &#8220;You shouldn&#8217;t bother with her. She has a boyfriend.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Before anyone could say anything else two men approached them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Sally, who are your friends?&#8221; A man with dark slicked back hair moved beside Sally, moving his arm around her shoulder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A second light haired man stood near him. The lighter haired man looked to Emily and smiled. &#8220;Emily, hello.&#8221; &#8220;Emily?&#8221; The dark haired man asked with raised brows. He narrowed his eyes. &#8220;Where&#8217;s Steve? Does he know you&#8217;re out?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Luke, stop being a cunt!&#8221; The light haired man said rolling his eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Steve is a fucker!&#8221; Kennedy growled gaining everyone&#8217;s attention.<br>Sally stared at her as though trying to work something out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Luke looked ready to say something but the light haired man spoke first.<br>&#8220;Oh my God. Kennedy!&#8221; He smiled brightly and took a step closer. &#8220;Steve told me you and Emily had become friends.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Emily narrowed her eyes. &#8220;You are the one who told Steve who she was?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He raised a brow. &#8220;Yes. I saw you in passing and mentioned.&#8221; He looked to Kennedy.<br>&#8220;I want to apologize. I acted like a bastard when you told me.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Kennedy, as in the tranny you used to date?&#8221; Luke asked Sally eyeing up Kennedy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Call her that again, you fucking bastard and I&#8217;ll kill you!&#8221; Emily snapped shocking them all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy smiled happily, pulling her fiancee closer to her side. &#8220;It&#8217;s alright, Doll. I&#8217;m used to ignorant people who don&#8217;t know any better.&#8221; Luke looked ready to say something but the light haired man stopped him with a glare. He was clearly scared of the other man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Just to verify, Emily is and has never dated Steve. He is a creepy loser and she is my fiancee.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What? But I thought you were gay?&#8221; Sally exclaimed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kennedy sent her a blank look.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Only because she didn&#8217;t want to go out with you, doesn&#8217;t mean she likes guys. 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